narcissusfitness:

Daytime infomercials are the very fucking definition of everything wrong with the health and fitness industry.

For the love of god, whatever you do, don’t buy into the shit they preach on daytime infomercials.

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baphomet-vixen:

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

😩😩😩

elliec16:

The many faces of Nick Miller.
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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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Morning sex.

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gainsandlosses:

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Ahaha you should write a book or something! I was literally sitting here frozen reading this with my drink just in front of my mouth because before I started reading I was about to drink it hahahaha

Aahhhh this is the best! Thank you haha, I do write a fair bit but I just don’t post it that often.. But maybe I will from now on 😎👌

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sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
- Crazy Sexy Khool (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

(Source: crazysexykhool, via stopthinkingandliv)

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onefitmodel:

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